10 Types of Wives You'll Find in Your Community

I am going to tell you about the different types of wives you might come across in your

community. We’ve all seen them, heard about them, and maybe even lived with one or two!

Now, don’t take this too seriously, it’s all in good fun, but maybe there’s a bit of truth in here

too. So, let’s have a laugh and learn a thing or two while we’re at it.

1. The Wrestler Wife: Ah, these are the ones who could give Tyson a run for his money!

   They’re always ready for a fight, especially in public, where they can put on a show.

   They’ll pick an argument just to get the husband riled up, like it’s some kind of Konkani

   drama unfolding at the fish market.

   
   

2. The Principle Wife: These ladies have the purse strings firmly in hand and they know it! Maybe they’re earning well or running a thriving business, but that success sometimes goes to their head. They start treating their husbands like schoolboys, scolding and belittling them because they’ve got the financial edge. It’s like living with the strictest headmaster in all of Goa!

   
   

3. The Detective Wife: Now, this type is all too common, my dear. These wives have a

   radar for every move their husbands make. If the poor man goes to the bathroom, she’s

   on his phone like a CID officer, checking messages, calls, and who knows what else! And when he steps out, she’s got a whole network of spies—maybe even the local gossips—to keep tabs on him. It’s like living under constant surveillance!

   
   

4. The Wordbook Wife: These wives don’t take their husband's words at face value. Whatever he says, they’ve got to verify it with their mother, sister, or best friend—like looking up a word in the dictionary! The husband suggests something, and off she goes to check if Mummy or Aunty agrees. It’s like needing a second opinion on every single thing, even on how to make the xacuti!

   
   

5. The Gala Wife: These ones are the life of every celebration, always decked out in the

   latest saris and gold bangles. But here’s the catch—they’re more interested in the next

   tiatr or wedding dance than in their own home. Even if the budget is tight, they’ll find a

   way to buy that new handbag for the next party. Meanwhile, the poor kids are at home

   wondering where dinner is!

   
   

6. The Spoilt Brat Wife: Ah, the daddy’s girls! These wives run straight to their fathers at

   the slightest argument. If the husband raises his voice, she’s on the phone, reporting him like a naughty schoolboy. And if the father’s rich, woe betide the husband! It’s like living in a big boss house, where the father-in-law is the one calling the shots.

   
   

7. The Bin Beauty Wife: The name might sound harsh, but we all know them. These wives let the house turn into a pigsty, only cleaning up when they hear someone at the door. The poor husband comes home after a long day, only to find the house looking like the aftermath of a carnival parade. It’s like living in a fish market, minus the fish!

   
   

8. Faith-Centered Wife: Now, here’s the gem of the lot! These wives are the backbone of the family, caring, loving, and always putting everyone else first. They guide the home with spirituality, treat their husbands with respect, and make sure the children are well- mannered. It’s like having a guardian angel right in your own home.

   
   

9. The Digital Divas Wife: These modern-day wives are always glued to their phones,

   posting selfies, and keeping up with the latest gossip on Facebook. They’ve got one leg twisted for the perfect photo and their heads lost in the virtual world, so much so that they forget about the real world around them. The poor husband might be starving, but she’s too busy checking how many likes she’s got!

   
   

10. The Invisible Wife: These are the unsung heroes of the household. They take care of

    everything—cooking, cleaning, raising the kids—but are treated like part of the furniture. Seen but not heard, they often go unappreciated, even though the whole house would fall apart without them.

So, which one are you? And for the gents, which one do you have at home? Take a look and

maybe, just maybe, you’ll find a little room for improvement. And remember, it’s all in good

humor—after all, a little laughter is good for the soul!