Being Horny: Balancing Love, Desire, and Marriage

Let's get real about something. You know how sometimes you feel like you're burning up like our Goan Rechado masala? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's natural, it's normal, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Now, being married to someone who feels the same way is like having a partner in crime who loves the act as much as you do. It's a beautiful thing! But, let's be real, arguments and fights can put a damper on things. So, try to keep the peace, and don't let your differences get in the way of your love life.

And, let's not forget, it's not just men who feel this way. Women do too, especially during certain times of the month when their bodies are more sensitive than one's pride about their football team. So, husbands, don't ignore your wife's needs, and wives, don't ignore your husband's morning "interest". Take care of it, and make each other feel loved.

Now, I know some men who wake up ready for love, and that's okay. But, dear wife, don't ignore your husband's needs. And, dear husband, don't be too pushy, either. Remember, marriage is a blessing, and it offers a way to release that tension. It's like having a cold beer on a hot Goan summer day - it's refreshing, it's rejuvenating, and it's just what you need.

But, long-distance marriages can be tough. When you're feeling horny, and your spouse is far away, it can be hard to deal with. So, call each other, flirt a bit, and when you're finally together, enjoy each other fully. It's like having a plate of fried Chonak (Red Snapper) on a sunday afternoon - it's satisfying, it's delicious, and it's just what you need.

And, let's not forget, it's painful when you're in the mood, but your spouse turns you down. It's a tough kind of rejection to face. But, don't worry, it's not the end of the world. 

Now, I've heard that some women experience an increase in desire as they approach menopause. They can become more assertive, and that's okay. Enjoy this phase while it lasts!

Feeling horny reminds us that intimacy is about more than just making babies - it's also about expressing love. And, don't be ashamed of your feelings. You can be a devout Christian and still have these feelings. It's natural, it's normal, and it's okay.

The answer to horniness in marriage isn't to ignore it, but to address it and find a healthy release. Couples who feel this way but don't act on it can become irritable and short-tempered. So, take care of each other's needs, and remember, love is the key. 

And, finally, don't let your horniness control you. Stay true to your spouse, and don't entertain thoughts or conversations with people who aren't your partner. 

Control your desires, and stay focused on love.