How To Keep Things Nice And Tight

Today's topic is "How to Keep Things Nice & Tight." Now, don't get any wrong ideas - this is not about shutting the shop completely! This is about keeping things snug so that your dear husband enjoys properly.

So, what is this "locking" business? It's a little trick to make sure your love holds onto your husband's “heart” just right. When done properly, it will make him go full susegad - totally relaxed and happy!

Here's how to do it: when you're alone with your husband, open up nicely - don't sit there all shy like it's confession time at church! Once he's inside, try to tighten from the inside, like when you're holding back pee. Same muscle, same method! This makes sure he feels everything, no matter how big or small his “heart” may be.

This is also known as the Kegel exercise, and let me tell you, it works wonders! If you practice well, your husband will never have the time or mind to check outside the compound, if you know what I mean.

Now, if things feel too loose even after locking, take a break and wash with cold water - real cold, ha! This helps everything tighten up nicely and also controls how much moisture is there. No need to keep your legs closed thinking that will help - instead, open properly and lock from the inside.

Final words from an old fox: this little trick will make sure your man stays completely happy and never gets tired of coming home early! So, ladies, use your God-given power wisely.

Have a great weekend - full enjoy!