Hygiene for Sex: Keeping It Fresh and Safe

You know how sometimes we just spray some perfume on our body and go on a date after we just cleaned that cobweb that has been there on that wall for ages?

Yeah...Let us not do that anymore.

There's nothing like the pleasure of being close to your loved one, especially after a nice bath. Just like how we Goans love to clean ourselves up before going to church, we should also make sure we're clean and pleasant for our partner.

You see, when you give a kiss, it's a sweet and gentle thing. But not if your breath smells like the sea breeze. And a woman's hair, whether it's natural or not, should smell like the flowers in our Goan gardens, not like yesterday's fish curry!

And for you men, make sure your beard is soft and well-groomed, not rough like the bark of a mango tree. A little bit of scent is enough, you don't want to choke your partner with strong perfumes like chicken tikka masala!

Now, let's talk about the importance of keeping yourself clean and neat, especially in those

private areas. Just like how you would trim your coconut tree, trim yourself, and make sure you smell good, not like something that would make your partner run away!

And don't forget about your armpits, Bro! Keep them fresh and clean, just like how you would take a refreshing shower after a long day. And your nails, keep them clean and trimmed, they're going to be involved, you know!

Lastly, keep your bedroom in order. A neat and welcoming room is like a well-laid plate of

bebinca, it's appetizing! And remember, the only thing that should be "naughty" is your words, if your partner is into that sort of thing.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and it's also the key to a happy and exciting marital life!