Lovino’s Position Report: THE DOGGY FILE

Sit tight! Why? Because Lovino has a story from the wild side of the bedroom. Now, I'm not sure who the genius who developed doggie style was, but if I ever meet them, I'll send them crates of christmas sweets for life!

What about this position? It's a complete miracle. Deep? My God, it beats even Mayem lake. It strikes places you didn't even realize you had. Some claim it penetrates the soul. I say it knocks nicely on your guts and announces, "I've arrived."

Now let’s break it down and explain it to you - short and sweet:

• Quick and efficient. Like the Poder arriving with your hot pao - no delay, full satisfaction.

  
  

• You can do it anywhere. Kitchen, balcony, even behind the curtain if you're bold.

  
  

• No eye contact needed. Perfect for the shy ones: just look at the wall and feel everything else.

  
  

• Multitasking magic: One hand on your waist, the other on your clit or nipples, and if he’s got skills - maybe both.

  
  

• And that view? That bouncing bum, the rhythm, the grip - pure satisfaction.

  
  

• You can even reach under and give his balls a little love while he’s in action - He’ll feel as if he has won a modko! (Matka) (local gambling)

  
  

• He gets to massage your back too? Honestly, it’s practically physiotherapy with benefits.

But remember, doggy isn't just a position, it's a performance. How you bend, arch, and angle your glorious self will decide if you're going to see stars or just the ceiling.

Final Lovino tip: Ladies, Don’t lie there like a boiled sausage. Moan, guide him, whisper something naughty. Let him feel like the Sorpotel king of your jungle. That’s what makes the difference between just sex and unforgettable sex.