The "Thank Me Later" Guide for Spiking Things Up

Love is like a fire: it needs kindling, patience, and a little mischief to keep burning bright. After all these years, I’ve learned that keeping the spark alive is not difficult. It only requires a little bit of effort from both sides.

As always I will guide you on how to go about and what to do, mind you these are simple, honest and tested by me. Follow these steps either at the comfort of your home or on your next vacation.

Ready? Let’s get to work.

1. No Bra, No Problem.

Ladies, forego the bra when you're with your man. The sight of those unrestrained possessions will cause his brain to short-circuit before breakfast.

2. Chef's Specialty: Booty Grab

Fellas, bring back the time when men would simply touch the booty when she's cooking. It's the kitchen timer she never realized she needed.

3. Lap Dance: Home Edition.

Why should nightclubs have all of the fun? Surprise your darling with a private show—but make sure the kids (if you have) are sleeping beforehand.

4. The Naked Jump Show.

Gentlemen, offer her a spectacular performance - just you, your motions, and gravity working its magic. Nothing conveys passion like "Look what I can do!" and don’t be shy, she has probably flushed your shit down the toilet so this is nothing.

5. Shower Shenanigans

Water combined with slick bodies makes for a very effective technique to clean. Bonus points if you make shampooing a full-contact sport. Yet another bonus point - tell her or tell him you love their body, this will give them the confidence to do something sneakier.

6. Massage with Perks

Begin with a sensuous massage. Don't expect anyone to leave feeling stressed at the end.

7. The Hidden Weak Point

Find that one location that makes them melt, whether it's a scalp rub, ear cleaning, or a little tickling behind the knee (bet you never knew that existed). Stay away from the nose though.

8. Fashionably Naughty lingerie

Boxers that make you resemble a Greek god? Choose something that shouts "I am here to ruin your sleep schedule."

9. Text Game is Strong

You have the gift of Smart Phones. Don't only use it to ask her what's cooking for dinner! Send a spicy message. And ladies don’t only use it to ask him “WHERE ARE YOU?” using phrases like "I have a surprise for you later" is effective and will bring him home sooner.

10. Video call teaser

Video calling each other is more than simply catching up; it might make your partner reconsider coming home early. Be creative, show them something that they’ll run home if they need to.

11. Whisper Sweet (And Filthy) Nothings

This would work perfect if you’re dining with your family or friends and suddenly lean in close and tell them what's on tonight's after-dinner menu. Extra points for making them giggle in public.

12. The "Oops, I threw water on my shirt" Trick.

Ladies, a minor "accidental" water splash on your t-shirt never damaged anyone - except perhaps your husband's ability to concentrate.

13. Best Alarm Clock

I hate alarms and now with thick quilts even the “switch on the light” technique to wake someone up does not work, but if you wake them up with some well-placed massages, kisses, or licks, then you won’t have to worry about getting late due to “waking up late” but another reason - maybe.

14. The Moan Effect.

A well-placed “mmm” into their ear? Shivers come on instantly. Use responsibly.