Through Thick and Thin - The Power Tool and The Mind

Let me tell you something about men and their, ahem, "equipment". You see, the ding doesn't have a mind of its own, but it's controlled by the master - the mind. A man's thoughts and emotions are like the puppet masters, controlling the whole show.

Imagine it like a coconut tree. When the mind is thinking the right thoughts, the coconut tree stands tall and proud. But when the thoughts are wrong, it's like a storm has hit the tree, and it's all droopy and sad.

Now, ladies, if you want to hold your husband captive, it's not just about the physical stuff. You need to win his mind first. And how do you do that? Through his eyes and imagination. Men are visual creatures, like a hunter spotting his prey from afar. 

But, ah, the mind knows better when it's old and wise, like a grandfather sipping his feni. Control is key. It's not about chasing after every woman like a dog chasing a hen. No, no! A real man respects women and controls his desires.

And, ladies, don't worry if your husband gets a bit too excited sometimes. It's a compliment! Just help him slow down. Teach him to enjoy the moment, and he'll last longer. 

But, if a man's mind is troubled, his body will betray him. So, don't pile on the expectations, ladies. Let him breathe, let him be. A happy man is a good lover

And remember that a man who respects women will never see them as objects. He'll treat them like queens, like a king treating his queen to a feast.

Now, I know some men might struggle with dirty thoughts or addiction. But, it's all about controlling the mind. A man who values and respects his woman will never want to look elsewhere.

Ultimately, sex starts in the mind. A man who can control his thoughts can control his urges. 

So, keep your thoughts in check, and everything will fall into place.