What on Earth is an Orgasm and how do you reach it?

Orgasm is the big finale, the fireworks at the climax of a Bollywood romantic scene, but it takes place in your bedroom rather than Switzerland. Married couples should try to accompany their lover to this wonderful peak.

Follow these steps to create the excitement that will lead you to experience a heaty Hollywood scene:

Foreplay is essential - this is a romantic event, not a sprint!

Men, grasp this: women are like old-school pressure cookers, taking time to heat up, Men are like vodka - straight, strong, and gone in seconds. Talk to her nicely, offer her love pats, cuddles, and kisses, and don't jump on her like a ravenous tiger. Please do not hurry foreplay-it will spoil the entire experience. 

Choose a decent, comfy location - no jugad here!

Sex is not a ration shop where you race to get through. Choose a location where no aunts and uncles will knock on your door and inquire, "Why is there so much noise coming from your room?" Whether it's the bedroom, bathroom, living room, or even the floor, make it distraction-free.

Look great, smell pleasant, and stay clean.

Nobody wants to be intimate with someone who smells like Dadar Station during peak hours. Bathe, put on new clothing, and for the love of all things holy, stop lugging about underwear that looks like it's been through three World Wars. Women, take care of your grooming - your V@g!*@ is not an Amazon jungle, and your lover shouldn't require a GPS to go around it. Dude, trim yourselves or shave it entirely. If you expect it from her, then make sure you give it back too.

Stimulate and Simulate.

Husbands, take note: begin by softly stroking, kissing, and fondling the appropriate areas - don't rush in like an overenthusiastic cricket player. Help her become aroused initially. Similarly, ladies, encourage your boyfriend, because reciprocal enjoyment is the finest kind.

Undressing should be a lovely experience, not a wrestling match!

Gents, did you know that a lady considers it quite romantic when her spouse slowly undresses her rather than pulling her clothing off like he's unloading a Zomato order? And, women, tell your guy confidently about the trip you want to embark on tonight - he'll be overjoyed.

Adjust the lighting.

Decide what works best for you - full Bollywood-style dim lighting, complete darkness (as Indian parents give you “the talk”), or bright lights for a full HD experience.

Understand your timing.

Men, a woman's orgasm builds up slowly but steadily, much like an old-school iron. Yours, on the other hand, is like turning on a tube light: immediate brilliance! So be patient, otherwise she'll be unhappy as you turn over and snore like a cow.

It is time to go in, boys - the real action begins now!

Once your lady is on cloud nine, go for it! Ladies, don't underestimate the genuine deal - sex toys are like Roadside Romeos, but the real thing is the complete Kabir Singh experience! And guys, that pre-fluid? It's nature's own lubricant, and it's far superior to the expensive gel shown in the scary whispering voice advertisement.

Talk during sex.

Express your emotions, tell your lover what you enjoy and what feels good—don't simply grunt like a caveman. But make it sexy - no one wants to hear, "Have you ironed my shirt?" in the midst of love.

And remember, sex is all about the buildup, the intensity, and the perfect finish!