What Men Should Do After Sex (for real)!!

Most guys feel like Olympic winners after sex: exhausted, sweating, and about to fall into a sleep that not even earthquakes can break.

However, women? Women are still in after-party mode, my friend.

She wants you to:

● Hold her like a human-sized teddy bear.

● Stroke her hair like she’s a Disney princess.

● Kiss her like you’re auditioning for a rom-com.

● Say “I love you” a few more times (not like Alexa reminding you the time).

Meanwhile, many women complain: “As soon as he finishes, he turns around and snores like a tractor. I’m lying there thinking, does he love me or does he just love his pillow?”

So men, here’s the deal: don’t hit snooze immediately. Hang around, cuddle, murmur sweet nothings (bonus points if you don’t sound like a cricket commentator).

Pro tip: When she’s finally ready to sleep, you’ll both pass out together like synchronized swimmers.

Got it, men? Good.

Now roll over only when she does.